Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Animals Bred: 40 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Void Gems Collected: 33
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • JustySurvival

    JustySurvival

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 130 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Animals Bred: 104 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RubyCraft

    RubyCraft

    Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Network

    Minecraft Manhunt Server!

    McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 168
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Voyagers Haven

    Voyagers Haven

    Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

    Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2459 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Cottagecraft

    Cottagecraft

    **YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

    We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

    Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

    We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Dimension Hops: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mineclub

    Mineclub

    Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minewool Network

    Minewool Network

    Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 2B2T-Chinese version

    2B2T-Chinese version

    IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dimension Hops: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Honeyvale

    Honeyvale

    Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

    We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

    Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CavePvP Network

    CavePvP Network

    Hello!

    Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

    We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

    The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

    IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SmashMC

    SmashMC

    We started this project to play Smash with our friends. Now you can join for free to be a part of your community. We also offer BW-1vs1 and Molecraft

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NautiCraft

    NautiCraft

    NautiCraft is a well sourced, no griefing, low lag Minecraft survival server designed around a small but growing community. We offer an easy but fun survival experience for both new and experienced players. Here’s a list of some of the things we have to offer;

    Player-made economy (and a server shop selling only essentials) – Optional PvP and optional keepinventory – 4 Base ranks and 4 Donator ranks – ArtMap – Creative plotworld for build or redstone testing, accessible to all ranks – GriefPrevention – And more!

    NautiCraft is a well moderated server. Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow, designed to make sure everyone can feel safe on the server. Staff are constantly working on all aspects of the server, both moderating and creating new features for players.

    We are continuously in development, which means that our server is not perfect. We try our very best to resolve issues quickly and we aspire to listen to our playerbase as much as possible. Here is a list of all the things we want to achieve: https://bit.ly/NC_Aspirations

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ChampiCraft Network

    ChampiCraft Network

    Survival y PvP

    Auction system, mushroom-themed ranks, clans, pvp 1.19, betting, ffa, koth, crystal pvp, duels, protections, random rtp, comabte log, extra stores.

    Sandbox – Practica PvP

    New pvp system called crystal pvp or nexo pvp, it has custom kits, random rtp, tops kills or hours played, crystal acceleration for high ping users, combat log, desert sand area or a closed FFA arena.

    Anarchy – Anarchic

    You can do everything, except using hacks, but you can use xray, antiafk hours played system, commands like /stats, /back, /tpaccept, /tpa, /sethome, mushroom and mushroom theme ranges,

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Villages Defended: 8
    Ores Mined: 6695 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DarksCorner

    DarksCorner

    DarksCorner is a server owned by the popular youtuber Dark Corners.

    We currently have a survival server running on 1.15.2 without any lag. Feel free to check us out.

    Don’t forget to join our discord: discord.gg/darkcorners

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 148 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Nexus

    Nexus

    – Nexus Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Minigames | Creative

    Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

    IP: mc.nexus.mn

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 New Chunks Explored: 17478

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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