Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • OlimpoCraft Network

    OlimpoCraft Network

    Are you looking for a fun server, without lag and different from the others? Then you are in the right place! OlimpoCraft Network brings you impressive experiences, pleasant staff and the desire to go far. What are you waiting for? Get in now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Void Armor Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EnderCookie

    EnderCookie

    We invite you to our 24/7 survival server, we have: – New Items – Crates – Dungeons – Slime fun – Clans Among many things, we are waiting for you

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SpaceLand Network

    SpaceLand Network

    SpaceLand Network is a server based basically on both pvp and competitiveness and is also notable for its game nodes. This server was created August 1, 23

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Menes Suecos

    Menes Suecos

    An exclusive server for the Menes Suecos facebook page! Access and come have fun, including through our discord

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ores Mined: 9197
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CrystalsMC

    CrystalsMC

    We are a MiniGame server that got very popular due to the game mode “RedStonePvP” which was being updated by us. We have a very good anti-cheat for PvP Games and every best time will be looked at so that only legitimate players stay in the leaderboard. Furthermore, we have other games like KitPvP, KnockBackFFA, TNTTAG, Duels and a few more small games that sadly aren’t very populated at the moment. We have a lovely community and are moderating our server in a fair manner but make sure that cheaters are eliminated as fast as possible and we are doing a pretty good job so far.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Vycital SMP

    Vycital SMP

    A fun Vanilla Minecraft server for you and your friends to play on! We offer solo survival adventures, factions, and more!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Earthify

    Earthify

    Welcome to Earthify, we’re a fresh sandbox server for Minecraft Java. You can create a land, or join someone’s land and explore the earth!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 7192 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork is a Minecraft server where you can do different things!

    First; we have survival. You can survive here and we also have an economy there, so you earn money in different ways!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 846 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ArcheryCraft

    ArcheryCraft

    An exciting BoxPvP Minecraft server with an epic Pokémon theme, where trainers face off in battles as they explore a world full of mysterious creatures and unique challenges.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Invictus

    Invictus

    Create your own Empire or if you don’t like Empires, Make your own Republic or rather you can join one of the established Nations and assimilate yourself in the ambience of Geopolitics and Roleplay or fight in the Wars between great nations. Everything happens on Earth, Everything will happen on Earth.

    Map: http://play.invictus-earth.net:25630 IP: play.invictus-earth.net

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Animals Bred: 100 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixel Paradise

    Pixel Paradise

    Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Mines Excavated: 3467
    Runes Activated: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork is a small community Minecraft Prison server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! BEDROCK NOT SUPPORTED YET! IP: play.apexprisons.xyz

    1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

    Modes Available Now! » Prisons

    Future Modes! » Pixelmon » Modded Survival » and More!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magic Items Found: 2588
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TryHardMC

    TryHardMC

    TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

    ⋙ Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

    IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Towns Built: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 229 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Potato-Network

    Potato-Network

    Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7745 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Emeralds Found: 4783

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Arch

    The Arch

    Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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