Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 11 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MenaceMC Factions

    MenaceMC Factions

    Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Everneth

    Everneth

    Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

    We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

    It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DCGaming Network

    DCGaming Network

    dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OceanSMP

    OceanSMP

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 65
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CenterState

    CenterState

    Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

    Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

    TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • StarNexus

    StarNexus

    Star Nexus ;

    StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DragonCraft Network

    DragonCraft Network

    Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • craftingtopianetwork

    craftingtopianetwork

    We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

    we are open

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • PicKac

    PicKac

    Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 222 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Era Of Kings

    Era Of  Kings

    One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

    – Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlackGrind

    BlackGrind

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FrostMC

    FrostMC

    An minecraft lifesteal server. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Tavern Survival

    Tavern Survival

    Tavern SMP is a Minecraft server, with unique features. We’re a 1.18 Survival server with a unique Proximity Chat system, where you can instantly interact with nearby players. No extra mods, or clients required! What’s with the custom resource pack you might ask? You’ll find the answer to that within the Tavern. Well, what are you waiting for? Come join us!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Prehistoric Network

    Prehistoric Network

    Prehistoric Network, a Survival-based server with custom Dinosaurs, armor, weapons, bosses, and more! Come join now for a one of a kind experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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