Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Secret Passages Found: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Rede Mc Dinasty

    Rede Mc Dinasty

    RPG server with an oriental theme, with quests, boxes, kits, PvP Arena, builds, friends and much more.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4737
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ValhallaSMP

    ValhallaSMP

    ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2916
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Quickland

    Quickland

    QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • JCEarth

    JCEarth

    Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GamerzWA

    GamerzWA

    Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Emeralds Found: 8129
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5591

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PokeVerse

    PokeVerse

    Welcome To PokeVerse

    A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ReduX

    ReduX

    An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Star Shards Collected: 233
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BendingMC

    BendingMC

    Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

    BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

    Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineYourMind

    MineYourMind

    Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

    Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Alien Abductions: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Coast Craft

    Coast Craft

    version:1.20 / 1.20.4

    Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

    One Rule. No Cheaters.

    (Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Oasis SMP

    The Oasis SMP

    Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

    We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

    We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Calcorra

    Calcorra

    Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

    Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

    What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

    Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

    Visit us today at:

    IP: play.calcorra.com

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • JujutsuCraft

    JujutsuCraft

    This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TrooperLand

    TrooperLand

    Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PixelQuantum

    PixelQuantum

    Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

    Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6185 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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