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Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Matzah and Creeper Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9869	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	131
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	1596
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4370
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	265

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Farms Harvested:	575
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5