Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Emeralds Found: 6949
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
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