Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found: 6468 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Ores Mined: 2040 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
Dragon Eggs Found: 3713 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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