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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1747 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 107 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7731 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
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