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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 907 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!