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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8959 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!