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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7889 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!