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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6117 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 134 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!