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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8033 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
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