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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2261 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 3561 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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