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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 486 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6075 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!