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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5858 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 456 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!