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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6687 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 882929 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
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