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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6110 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 112 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!