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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3548 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1118 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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