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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8214 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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