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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7429 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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