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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9779 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 455 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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