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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9992 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
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