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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4836 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 6372 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!