Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with little wobbly players? Well, look no further because our server is filled with older Americans who are ready to show you how it’s done!

Join us and experience the chaos of our JUMBO-sized world where everything is bigger and crazier. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? Done. How about building a skyscraper made entirely of diamonds? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who will challenge you to epic dance battles and bake-offs. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a grandma do the floss dance in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Void Armor Forged: 15
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 11
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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