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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6887 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!