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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9941 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 143 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!