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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9474 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5940 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!