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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9921 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6764 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!