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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 304 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!