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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5243 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!