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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2278 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!