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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9463 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!