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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5034 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2458 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1551 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!