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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6431 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
New Chunks Explored: | 251364 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Farms Harvested: | 835 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!