Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Endless Night Skies: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mines Excavated: 1220

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mines Excavated: 1304
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1684 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 198877 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Runes Activated: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Emeralds Found: 8672
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Animals Bred: 107
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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