BoomerBlockerZ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9618
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Farms Harvested:	513	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchantments Applied:	129

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HezboSmashCraft

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hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	160
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	171	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!