yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Meteorites Collected: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

    Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ForgetCraft: Unlearned

    ForgetCraft: Unlearned
    Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

    So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 212548

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

    MossadCraft: Iranian Edition
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crops Grown: 5455

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

    Doll Asshole Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Animals Bred: 118 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 69 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 927815 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Lokai PVP Network

    Lokai PVP Network

    A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

    Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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