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Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

Anarchy, BASICALLY, Behavior, Brazil, Chaos, Civil, Corruption, culture, disgrace, Governance, Government, India, lawlessness, Minecraft, norms, Order, rules, smp, social structure, societal breakdown, societal norms, societal rules, society, Surprising

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PornstarProgeny SMP

adult entertainment industry, childhood experiences, childhood memories, children of pornstars, children of sex workers, emotional challenges, family dynamics, family relationships, growing up, impact on children, parental influence, parental occupation, parental profession, PornstarProgeny, psychological effects, smp, societal perceptions, stigma, taboo subject, unconventional upbringing, unique upbringing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TongueBrusherCraft

daily routine, dental care, dental habits, dental hygiene, dental routine, mouth cleaning, oral care, oral health, tongue brushing, tongue brushing benefits, tongue care, tongue cleaner, tongue cleaning, tongue cleaning techniques, tongue cleaning tools, tongue health, tongue hygiene, tongue hygiene tips, tongue maintenance, tongue scraper, TongueBrusherCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	834	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, donation, drone initiative, Dutch, european union, financial assistance, foreign affairs, funding, innovation, international aid, Investment, military technology, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, strategic alliance, Support, Technology, Ukraine, UkraineDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sky Boat Adventures

Adventures, air travel, aircraft, airmail, Aviation, boat, boats, Communication, Delivery, global trade, innovation, interconnected world, LOGISTICS, mail, Maritime, Ocean, Planes, postal service, shipping, SKY, Technology, Transportation

Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

2 More Days Minecraft Server

2 more days, Anons, anticipation, BELIEF, countdown, Days, Event, FAITH, Get right with Jesus, Hope, Minecraft, October 9th, Online Community, Perhaps perhaps perhaps, PRAYER, Redemption, Religious, reminder, salvation, Server, spirituality, Upcoming, Website

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Emeralds Found:	6259	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Space Stars Minecraft SMP

Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fan culture, Gaming, interactive content, internet celebrities, Japanese idols, Live streaming, Minecraft, Music, online communities, online personalities, pop culture, smp, Space, Stars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers, ホロスターズ

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyAccidents

accidental discovery, accidental invention, Breakthrough, chance creation, CraftyAccidents, creativity, discovery, eureka moment, fluke invention, fortuitous discovery, game changer, historic accident, innovation, lucky accident, remarkable invention, serendipity, stroke of luck, unexpected success, unintended creation, unintentional innovation

Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6440
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Behind You Minecraft SMP

Alarming, alarming situation, curse word, expletive, explicit language, fear, frightened, fuck, look behind you, Minecraft, Scared, shock, smp, startled, startled reaction, startled response, Sudden, Surprise, swear word, unexpected, vulgar language, what the heck

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4516	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PuppyPanicCraft

accident, accidental injury, Apology, emergency vet, friend’s dog, Friendly, game night, golden retriever, Guilt, hyper dog, minor injury, Panic, panic mode, perspective, PuppyPanicCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, second guessing, selfish, stepping on paw, vet visit, yelp

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyHacksMC

Clever, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, Helpful, hidden, ingenious, innovation, life hack, organization, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, secret, Surprising, Time management, Tips, Tricks, unknown, useful

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, ADVANCE, bills, BLOCK, blockcraft, Conflict, foreign policy, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Knesset, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, palestinian refugees, Politics, resolution, Server, Support, united nations, Unwra

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	192	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3