Book Now U Fags Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the heart-pounding adrenaline rush of trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Drop everything and join us now, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HousePartyGriefer

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ArcadiaRP

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Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	159
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crops Grown:	2630
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	156
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4918
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyBanterCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6882
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mines Excavated:	2364
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Gut Quest

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Mines Excavated:	2126	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!