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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5036 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8980 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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