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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3983 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
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