Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2930	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Crops Grown:	7357
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	9210
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5308	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Secret Passages Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	63	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	134
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Animals Bred:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Emeralds Found:	1336
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8727
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	877
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crops Grown:	7974	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8863

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	New Chunks Explored:	944395
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mines Excavated:	3870
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimension Hops:	12

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Votes:	4689
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net