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| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.
To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).
Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.
Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!
So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.
Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 149 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?
Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Category | Mods |
|---|---|
| Technical | Create, Mekanism, AE2 |
| Exploration | Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons |
| Factory | Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords |
A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.
A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.
A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
