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| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
