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Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	62

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Star Shards Collected:	137
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7082
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	161

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	1565
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	140
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4091
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2