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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3177 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4993 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
