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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8009 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
