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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4462 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 166 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 613 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
