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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6666 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2050 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
